One Thousand Reasons: George Bush's Resume

Children's Letters to the President #1931:
Dear Mr. President,
Will you please remove your penis from my father's rectum, and don't just say "It's not there", again.

Children's Letters to the President #3678:
Dear President Bush,
My Mommy and Daddy say that it's not nice to bully people around and tell everyone stuff about them that isn't true just so you can get what you want. And I say "Fuck You! I'm gonna be leader of the free world someday. Even if I have to steal it!"